Chess still runs on a King and a Queen. That's a medieval arrangement for a game played in 2026. So the pieces held a referendum, abolished the crown, and wrote a constitution. The rules of movement survived. The Citizens, it turns out, don't all agree with each other.
Shall the King and Queen be abolished and replaced by elected and unelected officials?
Each office moves exactly like the piece it replaced. The movement rules were the one thing every side agreed on.
When one of your Citizens is captured, your Citizens from the other party won't recapture on that square. Their move shows a red dashed ring.
Any Citizen move has a 1-in-8 chance of being refused. Your turn isn't lost. You just have to ask someone else.
Every six moves, a random Citizen walks off the job for three turns. Striking Citizens can't move, but they still glare.